The Republic of Cook Islands- is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 5.236 billion Cook Islands-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 58.7%.

The strong Cook Islands-ian economy, worth 284 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,390 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has implemented minimum wage laws, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cook Islands-'s national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cook Islands- is ranked 148,077^th in the world and 139^th in Countries of the World for Highest Average Incomes, with 54,390.64 Standard Monetary Units.